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标题: 环球小姐的答案 [打印本页]

作者: donotcagemein    时间: 2011-2-19 13:24     标题: 环球小姐的答案

[align=left]Miss Universe’s last Question[/align][align=left]环球小姐最后一题
  Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
  问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
  Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
  gentlemen.
  美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。
  Question: How can you say so?
  问:为什么呢?
  Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
  美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立……
  (Applause! Applause!)
  (鼓掌、鼓掌)


  Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
  问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
  Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
  Toro(Bull)
  西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
  Question: How can you say so?
  问:为什么呢?
  Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
  西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
  Applause! Applause!)
  (鼓掌、鼓掌)


  Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
  country?
  问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
  Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
  gossip or rumors.
  菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
  Question: How can you say so?
  问:为什么呢?
  Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
  菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
  (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
  (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)
  Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
  country?
  问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
  Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
  gossip or rumors.
  菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
  Question: How can you say so?
  问:为什么呢?
  Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
  菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
  (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
  (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)


  Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
  问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
  Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
  伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。
  Question: How can you say so?
  问:为什么呢?
  Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
  伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。
  (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
  (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)


  Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
  问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
  Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
  印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。
  Question: How can you say so?
  问:为什么呢?
  Ms India: Because it works day and night......
  印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。
  (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
  (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)


  Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
  male organ in your country?
  问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
  Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
  car.
  马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
  Question: How can you say so?
  问:为什么呢?
  Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
  马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
  (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
  (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)


  Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
  问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
  Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
  (Afraid to lose).
  新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
  Question: How can you say so?
  问:为什么呢?
  Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
  before the
  show is over.
  新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。
  Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
  (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)


  Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
  问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
  Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
  中国小姐:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
  Question: How can you say so?
  问:为什么呢?
  Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
  中国小姐:虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……[/align]
作者: 双投    时间: 2011-2-21 02:42

飞得更高!
作者: mot1200    时间: 2011-2-21 05:25

这个必须要顶一下
作者: sj1984    时间: 2011-2-23 06:11

必须的
作者: donkey1983    时间: 2011-7-1 00:19

要顶一下,必须的,
作者: kakb    时间: 2011-7-10 11:12

呵呵




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